This morning I was pleasantly reminded of the time Fabio killed a goose with his face while riding a roller coaster. I don't care that it happened in 1999. I'm still going to talk about this because it fascinates me on so many levels.
First of all, the image alone of Fabio riding a roller coaster is just hilarious to begin with; his blonde hair flowing in the breeze, his huge chiseled body buckled in to those little seats. That being said, Fabio was the one person selected to promote the launch of this new coaster. Basically, the only person on the ride who mattered. And it was HIS face out of everyone else on the ride that got hit by a goose. BY A FLYING GOOSE!!! We're dealing with two separate velocities of two separate moving objects, and they just happened to collide mid-flight. And it's not like the bird just flew into Fabio's arm or something. No, this bird collided right with Fabio's nose. Fabio, the model, gets hit in the face with a bird. He needs that face!
THANKFULLY Fabio prevailed and walked away with nothing more than a little scratch. And the poor bird? Well, according to witnesses that poor little birdy died on impact and was spotted in the lake floating away to a sad and watery grave.
Video of The Incident:
Seriously, what are the chances. I bet the Universe is still laughing about pulling that one off so flawlessly.
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