Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Two and a Half Men Conspiracy Theory

I learned today that Charlie Sheen will be banking $2 million per episode (...per episode!!?!) for the next season of Two and a Half Men.


Seriously, what the heck.

Apparently this show pulls in the ratings and has millions of viewers. HOWEVER, I do not know a single person who has ever seen even one episode. Even more puzzling, I've never even heard of anyone who has caught an episode, even while channel surfing.

Logically, this leads me to believe that Two and a Half Men does not exist. It's all just one big charade. And if they wanted to keep up the ruse they should have made Sheen's paycheck a little more believable. COME ON!

I'm on to you, Two and a Half Men. And for that matter...you too, Friday Night Lights.

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