I've relocated: www.herecomescookie.tumblr.com
However, I might occasionally update this guy here with some written entries every now and then. You know, with significant subjects like Two and a Half Men or whatever else I write about.
Such as this conversation I just had with my mom about Facebook:
Mom: This 'wall-to-wall', does it get posted to that feed where everybody can see it?
Me: What?
Mom: If I respond with a 'wall-to-wall' can other people see what I write?
Me: Yeah, I don't really understand what you mean, but whatever you write on somebody's wall is essentially public.
Mom: Oh...... So how do I write a private message?
Me: (Yikes.)
THE JOYS OF MOMS AND FACEBOOK!
But anywho, the new bloggy is all about visuals. Check it!
Tuesday, September 14, 2010
Tuesday, August 10, 2010
16 Seconds of Claude Giroux
Claude Giroux will become a superstar in the sport of hockey, this I am sure. He's a smart and extremely skillful, but I like him because he has such great work ethic. He just never gives up, as evidenced in that 16 second video clip. Really, he's the BEST.
Plus, 28 is my second favorite number, next to 31. I miss hockey.
Plus, 28 is my second favorite number, next to 31. I miss hockey.
Thursday, July 29, 2010
$$$ Ke$ha Quote$ $$$
I have cartoon hate for Ke$ha. Like the kind of hate where smoke starts coming out of my ears and my body turns a furious shade of rojo every time I hear one of her "songs".
Her insincerity drives me nuts, and she tries way too hard to act like a trashy pAArtygUrRl. If she was actual garbage I wouldn't even hate her...it's this fake image that she tries to create that really infuriates me.
Here are a few excerpts from a recent interview she did with Paper Magazine:
On her love for DIY tattooing -- A friend of mind told me you can [tattoo] with pen ink and a safety pin and I was like, 'That's amazing. I could give tattoos at anywhere in the world at any hotel.' I saw this hot dude recently and I gave him a tattoo sitting in the lobby of the hotel. I was just like, 'Can I borrow a pen and a sewing kit?' I think I got an admirer out of that one.
On being a 'pervert' -- I wouldn't say I'm aggressive, but I'm a pervert. I have a gold Trans Am and my favorite thing to do in the world is to drive around blasting Zeppelin or Sabbath, cat calling dudes.
On her pick-up methods in bars -- I usually do something ridiculous like send him over a shot of whiskey and then spank him. Something like that.
CASE IN POINT. Ke$ha BA-LOWSSSS.
Her insincerity drives me nuts, and she tries way too hard to act like a trashy pAArtygUrRl. If she was actual garbage I wouldn't even hate her...it's this fake image that she tries to create that really infuriates me.
Here are a few excerpts from a recent interview she did with Paper Magazine:
On her love for DIY tattooing -- A friend of mind told me you can [tattoo] with pen ink and a safety pin and I was like, 'That's amazing. I could give tattoos at anywhere in the world at any hotel.' I saw this hot dude recently and I gave him a tattoo sitting in the lobby of the hotel. I was just like, 'Can I borrow a pen and a sewing kit?' I think I got an admirer out of that one.
On being a 'pervert' -- I wouldn't say I'm aggressive, but I'm a pervert. I have a gold Trans Am and my favorite thing to do in the world is to drive around blasting Zeppelin or Sabbath, cat calling dudes.
On her pick-up methods in bars -- I usually do something ridiculous like send him over a shot of whiskey and then spank him. Something like that.
CASE IN POINT. Ke$ha BA-LOWSSSS.
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
Two and a Half Men Conspiracy Theory
I learned today that Charlie Sheen will be banking $2 million per episode (...per episode!!?!) for the next season of Two and a Half Men.
Seriously, what the heck.
Apparently this show pulls in the ratings and has millions of viewers. HOWEVER, I do not know a single person who has ever seen even one episode. Even more puzzling, I've never even heard of anyone who has caught an episode, even while channel surfing.
Logically, this leads me to believe that Two and a Half Men does not exist. It's all just one big charade. And if they wanted to keep up the ruse they should have made Sheen's paycheck a little more believable. COME ON!
I'm on to you, Two and a Half Men. And for that matter...you too, Friday Night Lights.
Seriously, what the heck.
Apparently this show pulls in the ratings and has millions of viewers. HOWEVER, I do not know a single person who has ever seen even one episode. Even more puzzling, I've never even heard of anyone who has caught an episode, even while channel surfing.
Logically, this leads me to believe that Two and a Half Men does not exist. It's all just one big charade. And if they wanted to keep up the ruse they should have made Sheen's paycheck a little more believable. COME ON!
I'm on to you, Two and a Half Men. And for that matter...you too, Friday Night Lights.
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Instant Nostalgia
Coachella in 10 Items or Less:
1) Chico the Man & Rockford
2) Jenk-um* and juggalos
3) Luxury tent camping
4) Circle dance rave parties
5) Sunburn and dirty feet
6) When Harry Met Suzanne
7) Stride Gum 5Gum Tent
8) Glow-in-the-dark swing sets
9) Glitter People!
10) AND ABSOLUTELY PHENOMENAL MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!
Only 363 days until next year!
* I don't exactly know how to spell jenk-um and I'm way too scared to google it. So this is my best guess.
1) Chico the Man & Rockford
2) Jenk-um* and juggalos
3) Luxury tent camping
4) Circle dance rave parties
5) Sunburn and dirty feet
6) When Harry Met Suzanne
7) Stride Gum 5Gum Tent
8) Glow-in-the-dark swing sets
9) Glitter People!
10) AND ABSOLUTELY PHENOMENAL MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!
Only 363 days until next year!
* I don't exactly know how to spell jenk-um and I'm way too scared to google it. So this is my best guess.
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Jack Attack
"I hope that children of the next generation are going to be shown there is more beauty and romance in tangible, mechanical things than in invisible, digital things. The artists of the past all had their rebellion. Elvis was rebelling against sexual repression and Dylan was rebelling against immorality and I feel like I'm rebelling against technology and the death of romance." - Jack White
Hmm.
Hmm.
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