I have cartoon hate for Ke$ha. Like the kind of hate where smoke starts coming out of my ears and my body turns a furious shade of rojo every time I hear one of her "songs".
Her insincerity drives me nuts, and she tries way too hard to act like a trashy pAArtygUrRl. If she was actual garbage I wouldn't even hate her...it's this fake image that she tries to create that really infuriates me.
Here are a few excerpts from a recent interview she did with Paper Magazine:
On her love for DIY tattooing -- A friend of mind told me you can [tattoo] with pen ink and a safety pin and I was like, 'That's amazing. I could give tattoos at anywhere in the world at any hotel.' I saw this hot dude recently and I gave him a tattoo sitting in the lobby of the hotel. I was just like, 'Can I borrow a pen and a sewing kit?' I think I got an admirer out of that one.
On being a 'pervert' -- I wouldn't say I'm aggressive, but I'm a pervert. I have a gold Trans Am and my favorite thing to do in the world is to drive around blasting Zeppelin or Sabbath, cat calling dudes.
On her pick-up methods in bars -- I usually do something ridiculous like send him over a shot of whiskey and then spank him. Something like that.
CASE IN POINT. Ke$ha BA-LOWSSSS.
Thursday, July 29, 2010
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